Shipping policy

Shipping Policy

We ship physical packs via USPS to US addresses only.

When does my order ship? Honestly — I'm a working comedian, which means I'm on the road a lot. I do my best to get every order out within 1–2 days. Most orders that come in Monday through Wednesday ship the same week. Orders placed Thursday through Saturday typically go out the following Monday.

I'm not a warehouse. I'm a guy who made a thing he believes in, packing it himself. Every order gets attention. It just might not get same-day shipping.

How long does delivery take? Standard USPS delivery is typically 3–5 business days once it ships. You'll get a tracking number when it goes out.

Need it faster? Priority or express shipping is available at checkout for an additional fee. If you have a hard deadline — a birthday, an event — drop us a note and we'll do our best.

International shipping? Not yet. US only for now.